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First things first, along with being the OG intern at TDG, the good people over at Vice Magazine have givin me a jizzzob (somethin yall might never know anythin about). Fuckin makin paper! Anyways, it’s getting colder over here in New York, which means  life is going to start to suck again and i’ll probably gain 20 pounds and a limp due to lack of motivation to do anything. It really makes me miss those sunny CO days that I took for granted. In other news, my friend Seth got robbed at knife point a few blocks away from my house in broad daylight. I guess The Marcy projects have that effect on people. Word of warning, if someone asks you what time it is from like 20 feet away with no purpose in asking you what time it is. RUN! I’ve resorted to skating or biking down the street as fast as I can to avoid situations like this. It seems to have worked out quite well thus far. Well that about does it for this NY update. It’s about 7 pm here in NY and I’m about to get off work and I’ve got plans to smoke a doob in the park with two Austrian chicks who definitely want to bone so i’ll check you guys later.